What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

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What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!