What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What is a picnic?

Correct!

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."