What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

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What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.