Infideli Jokes

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

American Jokes More American Jokes

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!