Infideli Jokes

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

American Jokes More American Jokes

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What do you call a weak cup of tea?

Subtlety.