Fruit Punch Jokes

What's a homophobe's favorite drink?

fruit punch

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch! I'll see myself out.

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

Ze Jokes More Ze Jokes

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

What is Minion's favourite brand?

Banana RepublicBANA