Fruit Punch Jokes

What's a homophobe's favorite drink?

fruit punch

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch! I'll see myself out.

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Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

Bruise Jokes More Bruise Jokes

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Ze Jokes More Ze Jokes

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear