Fruit Punch Jokes

What's a homophobe's favorite drink?

fruit punch

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch! I'll see myself out.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party?

A BOOkake party!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Bruise Jokes More Bruise Jokes

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.