Fruit Punch Jokes

What's a homophobe's favorite drink?

fruit punch

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch! I'll see myself out.

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

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What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

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Bruised Lee

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Ze Jokes More Ze Jokes

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"