Fruit Punch Jokes

What's a homophobe's favorite drink?

fruit punch

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch! I'll see myself out.

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What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.