Fruit Punch Jokes

What's a homophobe's favorite drink?

fruit punch

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch! I'll see myself out.

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Why is the banana the most popular fruit?

A: Because of its appeal.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

Bruise Jokes More Bruise Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.