Fruit Punch Jokes

What's a homophobe's favorite drink?

fruit punch

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch! I'll see myself out.

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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Knock on the hatch.

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When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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A fruit punch.

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!