Phone Directory Jokes

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.