Chinese Baby Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

Sudden Lee Jokes More Sudden Lee Jokes

What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy?

Sudden Lee

What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?

Sudden Lee

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

Why black people can't be seen in black and white movies?

Becuase they're working in the mine.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz