Chinese Baby Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

You might also enjoy:

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Baby Name Jokes More Baby Name Jokes

Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

What noise does Doppler's cat make?

Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown?

Eh... It's tso-tso.

What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese?

Nanking Donuts

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.