What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

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What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins