What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.