What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Try two pairs of stilts!

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.