What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

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What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....