Rick Grimes ' Jokes

Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

Walker Jokes More Walker Jokes

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission