Rick Grimes ' Jokes

Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

Carl Jokes More Carl Jokes

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

Walker Jokes More Walker Jokes

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"