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Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

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What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What is a group of endermen called?

A basketball team

Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

Walker Jokes More Walker Jokes

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

Carl Jokes More Carl Jokes

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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