Shin Jokes

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Big Toe Jokes More Big Toe Jokes

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..