Shin Jokes

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

Scott Ad

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What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets. (I'll see myself out)

What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up