Shin Jokes

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

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Two Mennonite

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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You have to chew before you swallow!

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What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

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They might be cheetahs!

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Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.