Shin Jokes

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

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He turns off the PlayStation.

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Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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Call a big toe truck.

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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Tony.

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3.99 a minute.

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.