Tony
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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It's skirts versus shins.
Toeknee.
A Moleionaire
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"
She answers "My big toes".
Call a big toe truck.
A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
They'll get chapped lips!
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
Tony.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
They know how to raise the roof.
Kick his sister in the jaw.
