Fonzie Jokes

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article?

Ehhhhhh!

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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F Jokes More F Jokes

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.