Fonzie Jokes

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article?

Ehhhhhh!

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where does a beaver priest live?

In a God Dam House!

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...