He got AIIIIIDS.
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An "A" frame...
His shirts get all winkly.
Ehhhhhh!
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
30 because that's peasants work.
Too many frames.
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
A Roman Catholic.
Because they got lost at C.
She got a Zebra.
Because she's a medium
Stop talking in secret code.
Fold it in half !
You put floss over their eyes!
Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!
Because he's alive.
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
It gets toad away
Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
When the car breaks down.
