Fonzie Jokes

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article?

Ehhhhhh!

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What's the most racist letter of the alphabet?

Not Z.

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.