What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

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What do you get with breaking news?

News casts

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!