What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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He had a Freudian slip.

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.