Woodchuck Jokes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course