Woodchuck Jokes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!