Woodchuck Jokes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

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What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What's a nice guys favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?

A pilot, of course.