Short Sentence Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

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What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

What do you mean?

It's all denty"

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Script Jokes More Script Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

Brief Case Jokes More Brief Case Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

Topic Jokes More Topic Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.