Pingu Jokes

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.