Pingu Jokes

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!