Pingu Jokes

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.