Pingu Jokes

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.