Pingu Jokes

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.