Pingu Jokes

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.