Pingu Jokes

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

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What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.