Pingu Jokes

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

Why was red sad?

Because he was feeling blue