Pingu Jokes

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did one skunk say to another?

And so do you!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!