What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

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What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.