Prodigy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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They get toad.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

Bishop Jokes More Bishop Jokes

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Mini Cooper Jokes More Mini Cooper Jokes

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK