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they smack my bishop
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
Bono-y-Bono
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
They keep saying check, mate.
Because he's dead.
Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.
Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.
A Brojob.
Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.
He parked at a parking!
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
Let us prey.'
