Prodigy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

Bishop Jokes More Bishop Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Mini Cooper Jokes More Mini Cooper Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got