Baby elephants.
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With a fork lift truck !
When it's a baby elephant !
Out of the way !
Six weeks old !
Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.
What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
Two, then one, then none
An elephant with diarrhea.
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Get a small hankie!
The pizza can feed a family of four.
About eighty years
The one percent
Because the farmers milk them dry!
You take the "F" out of way.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!