Baby Elephant Jokes

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

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How do you raise a baby elephant ?

With a fork lift truck !

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?

Six weeks old !

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

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Me: Egg shells.

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He raised Cain.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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Eventually the baby stops crying

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

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What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

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What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?

Six weeks old !