Downside Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

What's a redneck's favorite dating website?

Ancestry.com

Bigamy Jokes More Bigamy Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy