More than one mother-in-law.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
You only get presents from one set of grandparents.
Her clam smells like fish!
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
Just kidding about the white part.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
Culture
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
In a handicapped spot.
Clash of Clams
For setting up illegal shell companies!
A white Christmas.
A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)
Aerial
Her *algaebra*.
