A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Churn Down For What
He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud
Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture
Eyes down for a full mouse' !
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
Marco Polio
A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week
the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
they smack my bishop
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: Play the piano until you find the right key.
Ennwii
Because he can't make 3's
Ten-ish.
raisin bran
House.
It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.
The Nomad
He was too much of a bully!
Caps and robbers
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.
They keep drawing !
A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
A switch hitter.
Because he lost his bat, man.
Guten tag!
Very carefully
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
They're afraid of getting owned
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards
A pun!
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
With a chihuahua pedal.
An Orcastra
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
Too many cheetahs!
They keep taking all the green cards
They steal all the green cards.
A: A new age song.
Soul
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
It's Raining Men"
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
A cardvark!
A: Catch.
He got tired of kicking him around.
Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Syrian Mckellen
Rink injustice!
Because I ran
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
Play hide and shell.
A: Because he was always spotted.
In the I.C.U.
Friday by Rebecca Black
Ask them if they play league.
A: You can almost hear them.
I rack.
Play the change machines.
With a paira, paira, pairadice
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
To play the slop machine !
Because he plays with Pooh.
because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
Beef Stroganoff
Literally all gardening stops
Women should be first.
he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
They where playing for the cup !
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
When you are playing Charades.
Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.
Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...
Wom.
Because of all the cheetahs
A pinch hitter.
Three on three.
He just started fiddling with it.
Where's Whitey
Playing pocket pool.
A dumb bunny.
Because he can't run home
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
They always want to play leap frog with him
Diving
He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.
Role tied.
They respawn.
Moonopoly.
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
Rock and Roll
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
gundy
A Quran
Student: "Alive".
the guy likes his power chords too much.
Because he was Aminor
1
It ran to the unstable.
He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse
I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.
