What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

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Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.