What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!