None, they just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
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It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
None they just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
Mike Ike's are my least favorite.
It means nothing to them.
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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.
Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
credit to Hampton Yount)
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"
guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
