His life improved after he met the rock.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
Gerrymandarin.
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Have CNN report on how bad it is
Soba noodles!
a Postdator
Throw in a load of laundry.
Gym.Tan.Laundry.
Madame
Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.
Because he liked sole music!
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
On the rocks
Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.