His life improved after he met the rock.
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George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
Michael Schumacher.
Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.
1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.
Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.
Bernadette.
Ha, you really think rocks can talk
breaking the seal on a rock.
Throw in your laundry.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."
The slippery slope fallacy
A Labragoogle.