Kevin Hart Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey?

How're you gettin' on

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

President Jokes More President Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of drunken noodles?

Soba noodles!

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

Billionaire Jokes More Billionaire Jokes

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.