Kevin Hart Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Michael Schumacher Jokes More Michael Schumacher Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.