Kevin Hart Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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What is the opposite of an autistic?

What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Billionaire Jokes More Billionaire Jokes

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

Michael Schumacher Jokes More Michael Schumacher Jokes

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here