Michael Schumacher Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&amp?

M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

F1 Jokes More F1 Jokes

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.