Michael Schumacher Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A:.........

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How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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What do you call the opposite of a cynic?

a dupe.

What is the Opposite of Palindrom?

NTSCindrom HAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHA

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.