Michael Schumacher Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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F1 Jokes More F1 Jokes

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What is the opposite of an autist?

A socialist.

What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ( )

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

x-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.