Michael Schumacher Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

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Why are Asians not optimistic?

Because they have a limited view of life.

What is the longest?

Life without parole

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

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Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.