Michael Schumacher Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

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What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.