What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.