Yoga Instructor Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

Electrocute Jokes More Electrocute Jokes

How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

What were the yoga instructor's last words when he got electrocuted?

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Filipino Jokes More Filipino Jokes

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

What are filipinos horror stories?

Crispy Pata

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.