Yoga Instructor Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What is the most offensive joke you know?

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Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

Filipino Jokes More Filipino Jokes

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

Camp Site Jokes More Camp Site Jokes

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.