Yoga Instructor Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Manila Folder Jokes More Manila Folder Jokes

What do you call a Filipino contortionist?

A manila folder!!!

What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

Filipino Jokes More Filipino Jokes

What do you call a party with no Filipino people?

A no-Nguyen scenario.

What do you call a hot Filipino?

A Filipino.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"