Yoga Instructor Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How many were left?

Nine!

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Camp Site Jokes More Camp Site Jokes

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Filipino Jokes More Filipino Jokes

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

Electrocute Jokes More Electrocute Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel