Yoga Instructor Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Manila Folder Jokes More Manila Folder Jokes

What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

What do you call a Filipino contortionist?

A manila folder!!!

Electrocute Jokes More Electrocute Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.