Filipino Jokes

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

A Manila Folder.

A no-Nguyen scenario.

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

A manila folder!!!

A pair of pliers

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Turn the barstool upside down.

Like a glove.

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

In the punchlines.

A little get together.

Because they're paid to.

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

They take a gallop poll!

A gallop poll.

Wonton-amo Bay

A mode of transportation. :D

In case they get a hole in one!

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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