Olympic Game Jokes

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who's that running?

Not Tom

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches

Brazillion Dollar Jokes More Brazillion Dollar Jokes

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

How much did the Olympic Games cost?

About a Brazillion dollars.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.