Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise