Second Page Jokes

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

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Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

Google Search Result Jokes More Google Search Result Jokes

Where is the best place to hide something?

On the second page of Google search results.

Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.