Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Men always like intellectual company
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
A: Cocaine.
How many did it take last year
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
