How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.