How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.