What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!