Awkward Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

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What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

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What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

What do you call an emotionless Asian woman?

A rice queen!

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What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's