Awkward.
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Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
He thinks one step ahead
He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
Don't stop, bereaving!
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
A screensaver.
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
And i will be like, "No:("
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
A Prontosaur.
You're going to have to be a little patient.
Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
