Awkward Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Tab Jokes More Tab Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."