Awkward Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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France Jokes More France Jokes

What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

Asian Person Jokes More Asian Person Jokes

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree?

A PARTY SPLUNGE!

Morning Wood Jokes More Morning Wood Jokes

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

K Jokes More K Jokes

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'