Awkward Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

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What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

German Jokes More German Jokes

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

Normal Jokes More Normal Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

France Jokes More France Jokes

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.