Novocaine Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Digit Jokes More Digit Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

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Digits...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Transcend Jokes More Transcend Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Prime Number Jokes More Prime Number Jokes

What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.