What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

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Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

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How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

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What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf