What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

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How are women like KFC?

After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

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What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.