Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Denim Denim Denim.
Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)
Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Because he is forever a loan.
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in
UnawareWolf