River Bank Jokes

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

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Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Fella Jokes More Fella Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.