River Bank Jokes

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

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Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Deposit Jokes More Deposit Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch