River Bank Jokes

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

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Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

What do you call someone who is really good at fishing?

A master-baiter

River Jokes More River Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Deposit Jokes More Deposit Jokes

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

Fella Jokes More Fella Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.