River Bank Jokes

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

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Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Fella Jokes More Fella Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.