River Bank Jokes

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

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Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Deposit Jokes More Deposit Jokes

Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.