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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball
A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.
Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.
Owch! it hertz
Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.
She always ran away from the ball
Because hardly any of them know how to dance.
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
A: Sparky.
She kept running from the ball.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Duck!
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
Ego-Testicle.
They hit eight ball first because it was black.
Because she ran away from the ball!
Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!
They we're tied!
She kept running away from the ball.
I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well
It's Cul de sac!
She didn't have the balls.
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
roll playing im sry
Their balls are for decoration only.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Test-Tickle.
She didn't have the balls to do it
2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
E.T. the extra testicle.
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
The Philadelphia Beagles!
A man's undivided attention!
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
Cause they don't have balls to scratch
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
makes choking sounds*
You need to cul de sac.
cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL
He didn't have the balls to do it.
His balls. Two below.
Their balls are only for decoration.
Europe"
Neither can keep track of their balls
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
She had mittens !
Sack-religious.
A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls
Not even the pool table has balls
The balls are just for decoration.
Testicle
Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
She didn't have the balls
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
Because she ran away from the ball.
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
Kushie kushie koo
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Using a Luigi board!
Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!
Just ice.
Because they can only semi retire.
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
Both of them are hard to pull out of.
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
