Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

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What is Long, has two balls and you lift it ?

A dumbell

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.