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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

Offensive Joke Jokes More Offensive Joke Jokes

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Expand Jokes More Expand Jokes

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.