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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Offensive Joke Jokes More Offensive Joke Jokes

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding?

It's retarded.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

A: U.K.

What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Space Bar Jokes More Space Bar Jokes

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.