One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
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He exploded.
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
Who wants to know?
None, we just swap out your whole house
She complains to a man.
Did you try turning me off and on again?"
Wohahaha! That was funny! XD
Because you already read-it.
You cant count them when its dark
A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
Because running is past tents.
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
A Ronda Rousey fight.