One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
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None. They just sit in the dark and cry.
Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.
They both get jumped by Mexicans.
Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.
The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...
can't complain"
Because you can't bury them in trees !
They throw silverware on the ground!
To say hello.... From the other side.
Ghetto Blaster
Negative 1.
You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this
One. We are efficient and don't like humour.
Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.