Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
They are writing to Satan.
There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer Someone has written on the white-out.
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.
There was a thread months ago but i lost it...
Mello Yellow
Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
Lobsters "
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
Holding the pig together.
