Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
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One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
Get married on his birthday.
They have a photogenic memory.
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
The Laundry
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol
Go stand in front of a mirror
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.
A 6-pack and a potato.
6 Below
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.