Suicidal Man Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl?

Hey, wanna hang?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road?

quack

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).