Suicidal Man Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl?

Hey, wanna hang?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.