Han shot first.
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To see who shot his "paw."
They shot the whole school.
Shoot him again.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies
A: Heck
A hole in Juan
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
It's meteor.
Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.
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Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
One of them got shot for touching a kid.
Shoot the guy that's pushing it
2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.
They were both shot in Vegas!
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
Somebody shot his dog
Wop
You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...
The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!
To shoot a black kid.
Because the only one that had a dream was shot.
A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
He thought it was the white thing to do.
Because he was white.
Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.
A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.
One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...
A police officer in America.
Nothing, he'll shoot you.
Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball
Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much
A Paul Walker.
One was shot for playing with little children.
Reload and shoot again.
Have always been curious of this.
Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.
I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
A: So he could shoot his mouth off.
Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous
A: Because Donald ducked.
He was shot in the face.
Stop laughing and reload.
Homo-cide
An un-armed gingerbread man
A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)
Because I shot its leg off.
None.
You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford
Shoot the Guy Pushing it
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They both tend to shoot up schools.
When he shoots, someone else scores.
Shoots him 8 times in the black.
Haram Bay
They get paid to shoot black men.
I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
Because if they close the other, they can't see!
US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.
Spawn camper.
A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
You shoot the guy pushing it.
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
None... they just shoot the room for being black.
Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."
Shoot the people pushing it.
I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.
An Amish drive by shooting.
He got fired.
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
Mitosis
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!
1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired
Clint Westwood
Both were shot before a live audience.
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
The bystander with the camera.
You stop laughing and shoot him again.
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
Shooting stars.
The heretic kept crossing the warp
They can't handle the triggers.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
A: Shoot one.
Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
They shoot first and ask questions later.
Umbreonage
Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
They both like giving nickel rides to black men!
He'd rather spend his money on a forty
Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'
They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.
A fortune!
So he could make a clean getaway.
The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.
Out of plaice.
I've got a bone to pick with you !
I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."
A: Lend it to Greece.
