The first herd shot round the world!
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He had an itchy Tigger finger
Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
He was resisting a rest
A Tupac...
Oh shoot, I forgot...
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
A small loan of a million dollars.
3/5
Fine brothers
A 401(K-9).
A: So the cops can find the handles.
A small medium at large!
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Chevalry
Dayscare centers
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
He exploded.
With a crowbar.
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
Visa or Mastercard?
