The first herd shot round the world!
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He had an itchy Tigger finger
Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
He was resisting a rest
A Tupac...
Oh shoot, I forgot...
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Hugh Heifer
Cargo pants
Que Que Que
Go into town and gang-audit someone.
That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
Sir, that's Ann Coulter..."
Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
Because he takes it for granite.
In snowbanks.
I'm lactose intolerant.
Resisting a rest.
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
Boneless chicken
