The first herd shot round the world!
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He had an itchy Tigger finger
Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
He was resisting a rest
A Tupac...
Oh shoot, I forgot...
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
Not Z.
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
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Me: I love you.
Sorry, I just needed to vent"
Depends on the size of the pieces.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
The posters
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With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
One's Cupid stunts...
Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
