The first herd shot round the world!
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He had an itchy Tigger finger
Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
He was resisting a rest
A Tupac...
Oh shoot, I forgot...
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
To get his quarterback.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
With a small loan of a million dollars.
none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
McBongald's
HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!
He forgot to pack his trunk.
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.
Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.
