The first herd shot round the world!
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He had an itchy Tigger finger
Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
He was resisting a rest
A Tupac...
Oh shoot, I forgot...
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Because Juice control the media
Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
A read-only man.
If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.
So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.
Current events
Because of all the seaweed.
They're not allowed to run in the halls.
They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting
A Five-seven.
Amazon of a gun !
Aardvarks don't have trunks!
Because they've no pockets to put things in !
A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
