Erupt Jokes

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt?

They have eruptile dysfunction

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

What did one volcano call the other volcano?

An Ash-hole.