Because they erupt to no good.
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Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...
Eruptile dysfunction.
An Ash-hole.
The lavatory, of course!
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
They have eruptile dysfunction
They have trouble getting past their masters.
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.