Erupt Jokes

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt?

They have eruptile dysfunction

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What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

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What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.