Erupt Jokes

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

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Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt?

They have eruptile dysfunction

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !