Erupt Jokes

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt?

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

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What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.