Erupt Jokes

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt?

They have eruptile dysfunction

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

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Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you

What did one volcano say to the other?

i lava you "

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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.