Erupt Jokes

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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An Ash-hole.

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Eruptile dysfunction.

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Princess Diana can't stop either

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.