Erupt Jokes

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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They have trouble forming solutions.

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Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.