Radian Jokes

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Math Major Jokes More Math Major Jokes

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common? They both have algorhythm.

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.