Foreman Jokes

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

Kidney Jokes More Kidney Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.