Foreman Jokes

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

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What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

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Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts