Foreman Jokes

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Lung Jokes More Lung Jokes

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.