Foreman Jokes

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

How long were you at your last job?

A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

Lung Jokes More Lung Jokes

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Kidney Jokes More Kidney Jokes

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!