Foreman Jokes

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Kidney Jokes More Kidney Jokes

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.