Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.