Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.