Dlc Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Mafia Boss Jokes More Mafia Boss Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Gamer Jokes More Gamer Jokes

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

What is every gamers New Years Resolution?

3840x2160

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.