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Why did the gamer cross the road?

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.