Dlc Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Gamer Jokes More Gamer Jokes

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!