Dlc Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico