Dlc Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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Process Jokes More Process Jokes

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Mafia Boss Jokes More Mafia Boss Jokes

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.