Dlc Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

You might also enjoy:

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

Mafia Boss Jokes More Mafia Boss Jokes

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.