Dlc Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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What is every gamers New Years Resolution?

3840x2160

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Mafia Boss Jokes More Mafia Boss Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.