Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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What do you call Russian trees?

Dimitrees

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".