Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo