Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."