Child Hospital Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!